The Cow Says, Have Fun!

Shawn Powers — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 17:52:30 +0000

Sometimes, when the clock hits 3:00am, and you've been in the server room since 9 o'clock the previous day, you start to get a little batty. That's the only explanation I have for programs like cowsay in Linux. Still, I'm glad they're there, because life wouldn't be nearly as fun without them. Here's a quick list of silly Linux programs off the top of my head. I'd love to hear about more, so please, send me your crazy Linux Easter eggs, and I'll follow up on the Web site showing off the best ones.

cowsay: install this program, and the cow will say whatever you ask it to. (Bonus: there's a GUI version of cowsay too, called xcowsay!)
sl: this is a program I like to install, because it makes fun of you when you accidentally type sl instead of ls—a steam locomotive chugs across the screen. (It also shows up if you press caps lock, and type LS!)
cmatrix: blue pill or red pill, this little program will suck you in to the Matrix either way! (Leaving this matrix just requires a Ctrl-C, thankfully.)
libaa-bin: install this package, and then type aafire to stoke up the ASCII flame. Grab your digital marshmallows!
Star Wars: open a terminal and type telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl, and grab some popcorn. Or maybe roast some of those digital marshmallows, because you can watch the entire Star Wars movie in a terminal window.

Most of these silly things have been around for years and years, but every so often, I learn of one I never knew about before. Send me your favorites, and I'll be sure you get credit for slacking off at work—er, I mean for discovering awesomeness! E-mail shawn@linuxjournal.com (put something like "FUN" in the subject line so I know what it's about).

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Javascript PC emulator runs Linux

Michael Reed — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 13:00:00 +0000

by Michael Reed

Fabrice Bellard, creator of the multiple architecture emulator QEMU and FFmpeg, amongst other open source projects, has unleashed his Javascript powered PC emulator. In its current state, it boots a stripped down, text mode Linux implementation and runs within a modern browser. Interesting curio or a potentially useful tool?

To say it's written in Javascript, an interpreted language that is usually used for client-side scripting on web pages, the emulator runs remarkably quickly. It boots to a command prompt in about a minute on this machine (Sempron 3000, FF 4.1). [Update: Considerably faster than that on my CoreDuo] By the way, the emulator requires a modern browser such as Firefox 4 or Chrome in order to operate.

Things are still at the proof of concept stage but there is already enough to play around with. Sitting on a command line prompt, the first thing I tried was typing ls. Doing this revealed the presence of a single file, a C source code file called hello.c. Attempting to compile with GCC wont work because GCC isn't installed. Examining the content of the file got the the bottom of things:

~ # cat hello.c
/* This C source can be compiled with:
tcc -o hello hello.c
*/
#include
int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
printf("Hello World\n");
return 0;
}
~ #

That the system includes the Tiny C Compiler (not to be confused with Small-C) makes sense as that is another project that was started by Bellard. You can get an idea of what other utilities are supported by the system by typing

ls /bin

So, what could this thing actually be used for, I hear you ask? As it stands, not all that much. For one thing, networking is not yet emulated. To perform any type of file transfer between the host and guest environments, one has to use the system cut and paste buffer and a virtual /dev/clipboard device. Other than that, there's no way to get data into or out of the system. This could be a point in the system's favor because, as it really is running locally, rather than on a server, it's fairly good in privacy terms. You can wipe the entire system by simply hitting refresh.

It could perhaps be used to provide some sort of training environment to teach people how to use the Linux command line. As it stands, the system could be used to compile simple snippets of C code if you were to find yourself stuck on a machine without a compiler installed.

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